Defend yourself against the above poster's superpower then make up a superpower to "attack" the below poster with. It doesn't have to exactly be a superpower, it can be Batmanish, or evil scientistish, or anything. No instantly killing or "godly" (undefeatable) powers. Each power must be fallible.

Example:


I do nothing against nothing! I command every single word in the entire World of MechScape World to instantly fill the next poster's mind in an attempt to cripple any form of thought they may have.

I don't know what you said so I can't understand!
I fire mah lazor!

I block the lazors using my force field I stole from the force field selling place.

I transform into a giant tank and start shooting people.

I create thousands of illusions of myself so that it will be difficult for you to hit the real me! My illusions and I then attack the next poster with our fists!

Using my enhanced telekenesis powers, I predict which attacks are real or not and dodge them all.

I then summon the power of the moon and fire my Lunar Bomb spell.

Because I am already on the moon you aim for me, the bomb hits the moon destroying it. I make a dramatic narrow hollywood explosion scene escape in my spacecraft. The Earth's ecosystem and everything are now in chaos!
I summon the power of chocolate to subdue the next poster. You cannot defy the chocolatey goodness! It's nearly a godly power! MUWAAHAHAHAHA!

I gain the power to be allergic and be repulsed by chocolate!

I spam moonfire

I use magic to swap places with you, causing it to hit yourself.

*Stares at the next poster*

I give the next poster a splinter.

I spontaneously combust (woo ripoff of an existing superhero!) then engulf the next poster in flames.

Im wearing a fire proof suit so i does not work. I use a nuke on the next psoter

With my ridiculously agile body I outrun the blast.

I attack the next poster from all angles at a frightening speed.

I have the power to not believe in angles, so you did not attack at all

I go back in time and kill the grandfather of the next poster

Already dead, mate

I use my master hand and crazy hand to pwn you. I then take cover behind them.

(In my last post I meant I would kill your grandfather before your father was born.)

I sick my little brother to bite those hands

I use my Lazor cannon to pwn the next person

My master and crazy hands make kissy faces and kiss themselves better.

I hide in the woods; no exact location given.

I bomb the woods

I fly to jupiter and have my army of sockmonkeys attack the next poster with lasers. (there are 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sockmoneys and they all have lasers)

I vent poisonous gas into the woods.

I fire the previous poster at the next poster.

I don't do anything to avoid the attack, so I die.

My body explodes.

I jump into a lake to wash the sticky flesh off my body.

I slap the next poster with a fish.

Before you can slap me i summon my shark and he chases you




IM FIRING MY LAZER BHAGRHRGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I chuck my fish away and the shark follows it.

The fish lands on the next poster.

Ow.

I fart, killing instantly everyone near me and making the area radioactive (I'm immune).

Since elkopoo is made of lead, I melt him down and make toxic weapons out of him.

I stab the next poster with a lead scimitar.

Im waring stab proof armor so i does not work


I fire nukes that cant be doghed or avoided by anthing and i mean ANYTHING

Can't be dodged... but can they be detonated?

I throw the incoming nukes at the next poster.

I use the force to change your word to me instead of next poster.
Therefore you get exploded.

I am a tree with the power to blow up anything besides plants on the planet

I put napalm besides or insides all of the plants on earth and simultaneous detonate them, causing a massive explosion and everyone dies but me because I am in space.

Therefore the next poster is automatically incinerated.

I am lord of all fire breathing bunnies, So i have adapted to be immune to fire

I put you in a fireproof cage. I summon the power of the ocean to attack the next poster!

Since you did not attack me, you and your bunnies are frozen in time, as I and my WWII German Machine-gunists mow you down with our M-42s

We set up a parameter, and defend against any incoming threats with lazors and RPG launchers in a bunker 100 feet underground made of steel with lead coating and detontors on entrances.

I laugh at your misspelling of perimeter, and your machine-gunnists become ashamed and run away.
I set up a forcefield, and it is indestructable. However, I left a back door open.

It's a shame you didn't specify where you set up this forcefield, backdoor or not! I infuse the power of Fire in my fists then I fight you using the ancient martial art of FISTICUFFS!

I do a (FAILED) backflip in an attempt to dodge the next attack.

I open up a wormhole to suck you in when you land

I eat the next poster

I am poisonous. You died.

I start following the next poster saying: "phr33 st0ff pl0x"

I log out.

I hurl Koopa shells at the next poster.

I move Mario in front of me and here "Oh!! Mama mia!", and step away unscathed (I think that's the right word).

I YouTube bomb any threads you make until your browser crashes! Muhahahahaha!

I redirect the Mechscapeworld.com domain to my own.

I sneeze on the next poster... with swine flu.

I already had it and recovered so I'm immune but you die

You left yourself vulnerable to attack! I destroy you and the next poster with an M21 sniper rifle.

I catch the bullet(s) with my teeth.

I spit the bullets at the next poster.

I use weskers powers to doghe them

I use runescape anceit spells from the that spell book

I Simply Use -Protect From Magic-

I Spin Around And Use Black Ice Dragon Strike! A Large Black Dragon made from ice spins around me and then attempts to crash into you.

I shoot the dragon in the face.

I send an avalanche of poptarts at the next poster.

-Eats Some Poptarts, and then Donates the Rest to the Needing-

-Gets in Gouf Mobile Suit and:-

I summon a cookie, that Bob will want to be able to touch because cookies are tasty, but then when he touches it it explodes. At the very least, he is missing a hand now.

And Brandon, stop acting like you own the place.

{|Remove please.

I creep you out with my creepy eyes and your powers are rendered useless.

I throw a ball of yarn at the next poster.

I get mesmerized by how awesome the ball is!!!! Then shoot blue fire at it.
I simply throw a rock at the next poster.