Throw something at the above poster then post what you will do to the object that will be thrown at you when the next person posts (but you don't know what that is yet).

Example:


I throw this entire topic of thrown things at the current last poster.
I take a portal to another dimension to avoid being hit!

I go through the portal and throw a cup at you. I hide to avoid being hit by whatever gets thrown at me.

I throw Ren at you, he finds anything he looks for! I do the Matrix to avoid the next thrown thing.

I throw Neo at you.

I avoid the thing being thrown at me by teleporting.

I throw a letter at you proclaiming our eternal friendship, friend!

I avoid the incoming attack by standing here.

I throw a poorly made paper airplane which quickly glides straight to the ground.
I do the chicken dance.

I do the zombie dance towards you and then whack you with a newspaper.

I go to the future, steal a ship and fly to Mars. You'll never hit me now.

I throw a few hundred hydrogen bombs at Mars, that takes 300 years (while Pliigi is there) to reach it's target.

I do my white boy, fat ass jump to avoid the next object.

I throw a calendar at you, which easily hits you.

I go 400 years into to the future, steal a ship and fly to Mars. You'll never hit me now.

You forget my mighty dimensional portal magic... I fling an old shoe through the portal at you.

I hide behind an umbrella to block the next toss.

I take your umbrella, then throw it at you.

I hide in a cloud.

Throws a fan at you. Pretends to be a part of a beautiful painting on the wall.

I throw the wall at you.

I eat whatever is thrown at me next!

I throw a dildo that I found stuck inside a porn star on some random set at you. I travel underground in a vehicle with a drill on the front.

I thought that drill at you

I get the arbiter to protect me

I throw a small stick, which doesn't even fly far enough to hit you.

I put a link in front of me that leads into a rickroll.

I throw a subspace bomb at you I walk inside it to avoid being hit.

I shoot anti-matter towards you.

I shift though different times and dimensions.

I hit you over the head with a Jagex BANHAMMA. You are now banned.

I sit in the corner holding the BANHAMMA.

I use Telegrab spell on your BANHAMMA, and then crush your head with it.

I don't do anything to protect myself.

I throw a brick at your face and make your nose bleed violently.

I use Waluigi to defend me with his creepy clown-face.

double-postageness ftl

I throw Jeremy Clarkson at you!

I avoid the thing thrown at me by having the TARDIS materialise around me and then click the portal into a different thread which just happens to be here.

I throw YOU.

I run away.

I run after you.

Then I decide that I don't really care about having things thrown at me.

I throw Ant & Deck at you and giggle.

I hide in the last place you'd think to check.

I throw CHUCK NORRIS at you
And every1 runs in fear therefore i take no dmg
You can run (not really) but you cant hide(duh)

I hit CHUCK NORRIS with a baseball bat and he hits you feet first.

I sit on the toilet with the door locked (gotta have a dump at least once, y'know).