Just think up of a zombie surival plan then post it on this page.

mine is to take my lazer gun and do this IM FIRING MY LAZER BLARGHHHHHHHH.

Become the zombie leader, by painting your self to look like a zombie. Just gotta get the stance, the walk and the constant moaning right. :) You'd essentially be the smartest zombie and then you could tell them what to do :D

I think Bill Murray tried something like that. Didn't work out too well.

I'd just follow Columbus' 32 Zombieland survival tips. It'd work out pretty well.

I'd be sure not to wake up the Witch.

I'd probably put on my brown pants.

here you go do your research...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnfyradCPY

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I would take my ready made survival kit, complete with ration packs, hard bread, vitamins, canned food, crank radio. Also bring my machete (souvenir from belize) and conjure up a hunting rifle(bayonet too) and ammo.

Plan A: My friend has the keys to a government supply center in back of the pharmacy (30 ft by 30 ft, impregnable metal doors and walls, 15ft tall shelves filled with non-perishable foods and survival gear)

Plan B: if my friend is already a zombie I go to my neighbourhood water tower and set up a tent on top of it.


Ofcourse throughout the whole ordeal I refer to my handy "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks (read it;treasure it)


Yeah I'm cool like that.

The best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to be in space with lots of rations and suchlike or an appropriate moonbase. Unless they are space zombies, of course (Reavers?!). In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.

I'd camp out in a gun shop, next to a super market.

Thankfully, I've taken my HAM Radio classes and so now I have my Amateur Radio license. So instead of just listening to the radio for help, I will be the one broadcasting.

Helpful tip for a zombie apocalypse:
Always have an ink ribbon on you!

I'd grab my trusty 12 gauge and jump in my good ol' Jeep and get the hell outta dodge. After that, I will call my uncle, who will give me a lift on his Apache Attack Helicopter to some barren island with 3 coconut trees, and we can chill there as zombies take over the rest of the world. I'll be sure to bring my laptop so I can chat with all of you guys until a zombie eats your brain out.

I will go to the biggest gun shop in the world (in good ol' Christchurch, New Zealand) and camp out there, killing zombies as I see fit. I can also go to the toy shop, which is located conveniently next door. I don't know how I will go to the south island though, probably swim.

I'll post a more serious one later...

Since it is 12 AM right now... I'll just post up some Good Ole American Tactics fer now!

I would grab my katana (which cost me US13,500) and get slashing some zombies... no regrets because zombie != human!

if the katana gets blunt (highly unlikely), i'd go to the nearest hospital and grab myself some tools that doctors use..

(doctor's cutting tools are some of the sharpest on earth.. made from obsidian, some can be as thin as 100 nanometers.)

i'd use everything i learned from all the zombie games i've played and move to greenland

here my real plan i have a trusty shotgun with a LOT of ammo take all the weapons we have(inculeding melee weapons never know when you run otu of ammo ( camp at my local walmart if im lucky there will be surviors it has a lot of food so we can last a while
plus it has gun shop and plus im recuing my famliy to

You guys need to realize, though, everyone is going to go raid that gun store next to a supermarket, or whatever. By the time you get there, they'll have no guns left, or if you're first, you'll be mugged by desperate people who care only about their own survival. That is, if the owners and employees of the gun store don't lock it up tight and shoot trespassers themselves.

You need to get to the gun store before the Zombocalypse, not after. Personally, I plan on having a pistol with ten clips of ammunition, a .306 rifle with plenty of ammunition and a detachable bayonet, some sort of melee item such as a machete, and if I have space, I wouldn't mind having a sawed-off shotgun too, or even a full scale one.

The problem with getting in a jeep and driving off is that everyone will be doing that. I suppose a jeep would be acceptable, though, because you sure as hell can't take the roads out of town, so you better hope it isn't too muddy outside Houston.

Basically, the key to surviving the Zombocolypse is likely to be prepared before it happens, since most people won't. Zombie-proof your house, stock up on guns, ammo, and food, get a HAM radio, and chill out for a while. Be warned, though, you may encounter raiders trying to find safety or supplies in your home, so perhaps set up landmines or traps.

I would grab my 12 gauge shot gun, and go look for friends to team up with. Then we would find shelter and go look for supply's. And we would fight till it is over, if it ends.

I'm pretty sure there is a best-selling book about this very subject... perhaps one should read into it?

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide