CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM -- Along the red brick roofs, pale steeples and stark chimneys lies a raging battle. Thursday morning protesters waving signs and wearing red and purple ribbons staged a sit-in outside the iconic Cambridge University.

Handing out fliers, a protester clothed in drab grey plastic-like material explained the strange event. The protester, going by the name of "Jim", explained this event to be a peaceful political protest against one of Cambridge's own top Security and Defense firms, Jagex.

"We came this morning to see if we could do anything to increase awareness about the secretive treatment and unlawful detainment of our events and enjoyment coordinator, 'MechScape'", Jim said.

"MechScape", the codename of the prisoner and fellow Cambridge resident, was said to have been captured Monday morning in what protesters and local campus students call "unlawful detainment and total disregard for his well-being." They have not been able to speak with him for days, and have no indication as to the treatment of the prisoner.

As details come about as to the nature of the capture it only leaves MechScape's friends and supporters asking more questions.

We have not been able to reach Jagex or the Ministry of Propaganda for further questioning.

I had a good laugh and enjoyed that very well. *claps*

Free MechScape! Let MechScape go!

Brilliant. Now the only thing needed is for the law to crack down on jagex and release mechscape. Lovely fiction, enjoyable read.

Yes, it's very sad. I hope they release him soon. Poor guy.

They will let him go when he is awesome!

Or until he's been polished enough!
Nice one PC

Why would a secret organization take people to polish them? :O

My inspiration: Someone on MSN asked me "When will MechScape be released?", I responded "I didn't know it was being held captive."
Thus, an ingenious plan!

I will get a tactical squad together and free the one named mechscape!

You just inspired a very epic machinima.

I hope you're happy.

I have a couple of friends that are Navy Seals that offer services...*coughs*

Of course, now I said this on the internet, FBI agents are probably en-route to my house and will bust in the doors in about 2 minutes and 47 seconds.

We'll just make a nuke with that handy guide on this site =D.

If that doesn't get them aknockin', I don't know what will.

Latest in; MMG told reporters they will release the captive "soon."

In a-while. When it is ready.

When it is awesome.

We have also heard that they are testing the captives to make sure they are in tip top shape when they are released.

They are removing bugs from the captive XD

I hope the "free" Mechscapes soon.

Unfortunately like all good Runescape updates, they haven't tested thoroughly enough and are currently examining the suspect from inside a helicopter where they clearly cannot see what's going on.

Latest News; "Head of MS "Crap" says MMG"

There not going to let mechscape go. So we are going to have to take it!!!!!!! Any computer nerds ready to hack jagex and get it for us?

Headline news:

MechScape as set a new world record: Shiniest Head