... and instead provide me statements and we might have a thrilling conversation.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

In Soviet Russia, lazy dog jumps over the quick brown fox!

I just got back from football practice and I'm slightly smelly and itchy, enlighten me.

I just got back from soccer. But that's a foot fairy sport we don't get sweaty.

This thread was moved to forum games D:
Why?

It seems it be unfolding as a game, so Ren moved it to the forum games.

All the 'ask me' thread are becoming popularity games.

Yes. But those are questions and answers. This is command me to do something. Best fits in the Forum Games section IMO.

With soap

So this is the pr0n thread, huh? That's right, I see you guys quickly editing your posts.

I'll just take a seat right over here.