I'm on a forum game spree!
Very simple, just add 3 words onto the above posters sentence to create a story.

I CAN SEE MANY PEOPLE MAKING EXPLICIT STORIES :P PLEASE STICK TO FORUM RULES. PLEASE ALSO DO NOT QUOTE POSTS AS THIS THREAD WILL BECOME VERY HARD TO READ.

He was going......

Have fun :)

The story so far:

...his name was...

...Aubrey Jones who...

...took the bus.

He was quite

...unhappy sitting next...

to a druggy..

...so he decided...

to tell him...

he wanted his...

...Crack so he..

smacked a guy...

...and took his...

.. giant candy cane.

With a stroke

He smashed his..

Pet whale, then

...Wondered why he...

...forgot his underpants...

He got off

using the candy cane

To scratch off

a lottery ticket

On tv that

won him (a) brick.

Hey, guys. How about we copy-and-paste the last paragraph from the last poster and just add on 3 words to it? It will make the world an easier place . So far:

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket. On tv that won him (a) brick.

So I'm going to add on.

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked

Thanks Sofee! I was getting tired of that run on sentence that didn't make any sense...

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane

I had a good laugh after read that xD

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide.

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is,

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic.

So she decided

To kill herself.

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic. So she decided to kill herself. The end. Not!

she made a

dragon eat her

(not just eat her, like eat her mom, or eat her ugly school bully.)

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic. So she decided to kill herself. The end. Not! She made a dragon eat her {small pet rock}

Please copy paste the original story, then add on to it, putting braces around the 3 words you added.

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic. So she decided to kill herself. The end. Not! She made a dragon eat her small pet rock made of magma.

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic. So she decided to kill herself. The end. Not! She made a dragon eat her small pet rock made of magma. {(The) Dragon burped fire}

which burned her

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him (a) brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic. So she decided to kill herself. The end. Not! She made a dragon eat her small pet rock made of magma. (The) Dragon burped fire which burned her {mother very badly}

Next he took

a rusty donut

and chucked it

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him a brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic. So she decided to kill herself. The end. Not! She made a dragon eat her small pet rock made of magma. The Dragon burped fire which burned her mother very badly. Next, he took a rusty donut and chucked it into his mouth.

He was going to his office his name was Aubrey Jones who took the bus. He was quite unhappy sitting next to a druggy, so he decided to tell him he wanted his crack so he smacked a guy and took his giant candy cane. With a stroke he smashed his pet whale, then wondered why he forgot his underpants. He got off using the candy cane to scratch off a lottery ticket on tv that won him a brick. His girlfriend licked his candy cane and wondered why it tasted like refrigerators covered in almondy-fresh cyanide. Whatever it is, It looked toxic. So she decided to kill herself. The end. Not! She made a dragon eat her small pet rock made of magma. The Dragon burped fire which burned her mother very badly. Next, he took a rusty donut and chucked it into his mouth. It tasted very

Salty and hard.