A Termite Named Woody

Me: This is a story about a termite named Woody, who lived a simple life in a simple village. That was until-

Other Guy: “whoa! Hold the line! We don’t want a Disney cop-out story!”

Me: *sigh* Okay.

Me: This is not a Disney cop-out story about a termite named Woody-

Other Guy: “you didn’t change anything!”

Me: Yes I did. I said it wasn’t a Disney cop-out story.

Other Guy: “you need to show this isn’t a Disney cop-out story! And what’s with the name Woody?”

Me: He’s a termite. Termites eat wood. It describes him.

Other Guy: “Change it!”

Me: *sigh* Okay.

Me: Bill the termite woke up with the alarm clock ringing in his ears. He turned it off, thinking it would be another boring day of his whole boring-

Other Guy: “BORING?!?”

Me: *sigh* What Now?

Other Guy: “ Its boring me to tears, that’s what! Put some action in it! Make some nuns with guns.”

Me: Nuns with guns?

Other Guy: “Yes! Make it have action! That’s what readers are looking for these days.”

Me: but this isn’t a New York bestseller. It’s a simple short story for school.

Other Guy: “who cares? Just do it”

Me: *yawn* yeah, right, whatever.

Me: Bill the termite woke up to dive of his bed just in time to see his pillow explode into a feathery puffs. Flying ninjas with grenades in their hands were flying around, flying like… well… kamikaze pilots. He dived under the desk to see nuns with guns burst out from the window. He dived to the side just as the table exploded-

Me: I can’t do this.

Other Guy: “why not? I thought it was really good.”

Me: Flying kamikaze ninjas with grenades?

Other Guy: “hey, that was your idea”

Me: I just can’t do this.

Other Guy: “Yes you can. Just pick up the pen and write.”

Me: No.

Other Guy. “look I’ll finish it for you”

Other Guy: “The leader nun said, “The Order compels you!” and let loose a volley of automatic cannon fire.”

Me: Wait a second… what are you doing in my book!

Other guy: “uhh… being Bill?”

Me: Right…

Other Guy: “Woody?”

Me: Not buying it

Other Guy: “yo mama?”

Me: Very funny.

The mysterious character faded away

Me: Hey wait! We could be bestsellers!! We could make millions! Come back!

But the mysterious character was already gone.

Me: *Sigh* Ah well, on with the story

Me: Bill the termite woke up thinking it would be another boring day. He went out of the plank of wood he called home, and he and his home got squashed by a human.

The End

it sucks, right?

Lol, that was funny as hell.
100000/10.

it was ok, kinda pointless, but im tired also so its not clicking.

thanks kosh. when i made it it was pretty funny to.

ive posted it on like 5,000 forums and lots of people like it.

Seems a bit like a script that can work in a little stage skit.

thats what i meant for it to be

I think you should challenge yourself by writting a story.
Generally scripts are easier, and are good if you`ve just started writting. However you seem to be ok at writting so try writting a story.
Remember to think about:

• Characters Feelings
• The enviroment/setting
• Dialouge

Try including this and your story should be

Have fun

Lol ive got to do a myth about roman gods in it for school, maybe i should post that on here after im done with it.