An old favourite of mine, the Green Glass Door, has come to MSW!

There is a door, in the far reaches of this world, behind which lots of cool people and stuff dwell. The door is made of green glass, and it has a mind of it's own. Door guards stand in front of the door, letting items that the door picks enter.

The rules are simple. State any two items that you wish to take through the door with you, and a Door Guard will state whether or not they can enter. A list of door guards:

DOOR GUARDS:
Guzzy
SkyArmada
Garanaw
Kanyir
MrThomas
Saradane

If you want to be a door guard, PM me with what you think the secret is. DO NOT POST THE SECRET ON THIS THREAD!

Now with that out of the way, I'll give you an example (and also a clue):

Poster 1: A rabbit and a window.
Door Guard: A rabbit may enter, but not a window.

If you're not clear, say and I'll try and explain it further.

a roadrunner and a grasshopper

a piece of carpet and a bird

Both a roadrunner and a grasshopper can enter.
Unfortunately, a piece of carpet and a bird cannot.

A whale and a deer

A deer may enter but a whale cannot.

EDIT: New doorguard is SkyArmada

A wolf and a polar bear.

NEither a wolf or a polar bear may come in.

It doesn't just have to be animals either.

For example, a ball can come in, but not a cup.

A seven ton monolithic mech armed with nuclear warhead missiles and a wormhole to another dimension.

I dont get it?

The missles can come on in, just not the rest

I'll bring some weed and a bandanna.

edit:I figured it out in like 1 second, I thought it was too easy. (If I'm right that is)

Come on in, and make sure you share :P

well, the weed can. I'm not sure about the bandanna. That's up to Guzzy to decide.

Oh.
I see, so the riddle is a little more than I thought.

I only really thought about it for about 10 seconds so now I'm going to have to ponder the multiple guard concept.
I guess I'll have to wait to see if my bandanna can come in before I think about it any more.

After checking with a very reliable source; yes, the bandanna may pass.

A piece of wood? A human body?

Yes to the wood, no to the body.

A flaming effigy of SkyArmada and a flaming effigy of Guzzy.

The Effigys may pass.

Can a green glass door pass through a green glass door?

A speeding bullet and Superman.

Guzzy should just go ahead through the door, no need to stand guard. SkyArmada should just stand guard though.

It sure can.



The bullet, yep. Superman is not welcomed here.



Yep, Guzzy is freely able to join the party. To bad I'll never be able to.

Also, Stellar can come in, but not a mech.

a chettah and a pair of brown shoes

What's a chettah?

And no shoes in here. Unless its a Reebok.

You know, very fast land animals that live in the Savannah? I don't think i spelled it wrong

Oh, a Cheetah. Yep. it's welcomed here.

Everytime i think i know the secret its wrong

A rolly chair and an ipod?

neither

A fast car and a slow car?

neither, sorry

After a long, refreshing sleep, I'm back! With a new doorguard too, Garanaw.

I'm going to bring in a rubber ball and some beer.

nope to both.































Just kidding.

A grenade launcher, Some girls :P, And a tank.

nope to all three

Ok, How to you work out yes or no?
Sorry if I`ve just missed out something Major in the first post :P

It's a riddle. You have to figure the riddle out to know what can come in and what can't

Meh, let's do it the easy way!

*Launches nuclear missile on the door*

The missile is allowed to go through the door already... so it just goes through and kills everyone inside. Since the explosion and radiation can't pass through the door, I'm pretty sure us door guards are fine

A Saab car and a raging medieval battle.

Those 2 should add nicely to the radiation.

A emoticon and an Idea

President Obama and me?

No Obama, Or you.

Or emoticons, and ideas.

Besides, do you really want to go somewhere where a nuclear missile exploded so soon?

Wellington Boots and a chess board.

The Wellington Boots and the chess board can enter.

I'd like to take a double sandwich, but I've got the feeling it won't get in, so I'll have to do with Spaghetti and lots of cheese.

Can I pass?

I can't go through the door, so can I have an alternate entrance?

Maybe a special pass or a tunnel hidden in a swampy moor?