Write a sentence or two that includes a pun, and hopefully, we'll have a pun time!

Well, apparently people didn't find this topic very punny in the end. Oh well... I guess I'll go steer my cattle.

Oh man... Maybe this is why it didn't catch on... They're puns... Argh.

I relish the day someone posts in this topic. We'll have to make a lot of posts to ketchup on lost thyme. I think I'll pickle a good pun for my next reply.

I was on a boat full of root beer, and it capsized. But I was able to make it through all right, because root beer floats

That was horrible, even for a pun.