Find/make as many silly/serious/unique acronyms for the word SPAM as you can:

Something Posing As Meat
Something Posing As Mail

Slut Poses As Mom
Slimy Pasta Aches Mouth
Serious Pedestrians Are Monsters
So Please Ask Mom

I irl lol at that one

See Parents Arn't Mad

SPAM and SPAM

So Party At Mom's
See people! Actual money.
Share purple acid mommy.

:O I stink at words. :P

sam paul and mark
sane people are mad
super purple artichokes, mmmmmmm =]
susie poses as mark

Space pies are mine!!

Sofee
Peed
Around
Males

Stupid Post Aggravates Me.

suck penises all morning