The name of the game is... GO KILL YOURSELF!

Obviously, your objective is to kill yourself. How you do it, I do not care. Whether you eat kittens until you die of overeating, or you repeatedly slam your head against a wall until severe brain damage. It doesn't matter: JUST KILL YOURSELF!

But wait, there's more! When you post, you must explain how you are trying to kill yourself (again, I don't care how odd the method you use is), the next poster must judge whether the person above dies or not. If you decide they die, then explain how (in accordance to what method the person used); however, if you decide they live on, you tell them how badly hurt they are (i.e. the above poster jumped off a building, they did not die, however their legs are now broken) OR the person may not even be hurt at all (doesn't matter, you decide).

After deciding someone's fate, you must try and kill yourself as well.
Note: Explaining how the person above you dies exactly is completely optional if it's too confusing for you. So you may also just say 'you are dead' or something similar.

Please let me know if these rules are too confusing. This game is a work in progress and I just made it up 10 seconds from now....?

Example:

Person A: I repeatedly slam a telephone book on my face.

Person B: After hours of doing so, you seem to still be alive, although your nose is completely destroyed.

Simple enough? All right.

AGAIN: LET ME KNOW IF I CONFUZZLE YOU!

To start....


I jump off a bridge.

OMG OMG OMG DOUBLE POST REPORT REPORT REPORT!

A super-strong six-pack sparrow manages to catch you, but you slide off its slippery back and fall into the water. Down a waterfall. You die

A cat pokes me with a stick.

You realize that it isn't a stick but the sharpest knife you have ever seen. It stabs you in the tummy. You have a giant hole in your stomach say good bye small intestines. You live.

I amputate all my limbs.

Note: If you do live, you must continue with trying to kill yourself. So Sofee, you now have a hole in your stomach, what's next on your suicidal list?

blackmizer, you live for only a very short while. You bleed to death quickly.

A new life for me to end....

I watch a Richard Simmons video.

you get so addicted to rocking to the oldies, you dont stop untill all your muscles feel like jell-o, and you cant move.

uh, you died because you weren't able to post anything because you were getting your hands cut off, which bleed profusely, and at a loss of blood you died


I fall into a pit of alligators and i have a rope..

...But there is nothing to attach the rope to, so an alligator bites your head off but you miraculously live! You climb up the mountains with your rock-climbing skills and get away. Without a head. You live.

So, I have a hole in my stomach, hm?

I try to eat.

You end up dieing of starvation.


I tryed to follow this.

(shoot my self in head)

You die.

Uhm, I smell a pie.

its a POISONOUS space pie. you get horrible food poisoning, and have diahrea for YEARS

After getting your hands cut off for not posting your suicide, and now getting your eyes pulled out of you ear, you have die peacefully.

I make a giant microwave and cook myself in it. I won't survive!

you survive.

You find this topic extremely boring and decide to over dose on prescription pills to cure yourself of the extreme boredom. Getting your stomach pumped isn't an option because you chose to wash the pills down with a nice, refreshing glass of drain cleaner. If you vomit, it will burn your throat, creating even more problems.

This topic commits suicide.