The rules are simple, take the hill from the player who posted above you:

E.G: Player 1: I'm the King of the Hill!
Player 2: I blast you off the hill with my rocket launcher. Now I'm the King of the Hill.
Player 2: I use my pet dog to kill you! Now I'm the King of the Hill!

And so on.....

There is no limit to how many posts you make on the page as long as they're related to the Hill.

I'm the King of the Hill!

~Azazo~

I watch you on your hill. I do not knock you off. I walk away.

I am not the King of the Hill.

I walk back on the Hill!

I'm the King of the Hill

I watch you on your hill. I do not knock you off. I walk away.

I am not the King of the Hill.

I burrow under the hill using my black shovel and trusty giant mole army. I look up your skirt.

I am the Pervert of the Hill.

I go to blockbuster. I look for a DVD. I rent Uptown Girls and Dreamer. I watch both on mute, but not on the hill.

I am not the Pedophile of the Hill.

I fly in on the back of a phoenix towards the hill. While the phoenix does showy acrobatics, I fall off, landing on the hill and splattering.

I am Dead on the Hill.

I fly over the hill on my pet rock, jim, while he does CPR on MC's...."body", He sets me on the hill.


I am on the hill.

I use the force to explode the hill.

I am the killer of the hill.

I put a lot of mud and make a new hill, I then employ 40,000 mercenarys, crafters, builders and diggers, create a titanium wall 4,000 feet in the air and ground, with lookout towers and mercenarys shooting on site. How ya going to be king of the hill now f00?

I get Lili to help me sneak into the hill and nuke it from the inside out.

We rebuild it... and claim it as our own.

I get an army of Ninjas led by Chuck Norris to overtake the hill, then tell them to guard the hill while I'm on it.

I watch you on your hill. I do not knock you off. I walk away.

I am not the King of the Hill.

I come back to the not-my-hill, pick up pipin, use her as a battering ram and knock you off the hill, I put pipin down, she is now king of the hill, and a lier if you read her post, the penalty for lying is death, the goverment kills her, I walk onto the hill, and claim it.

I! AM! KING! OF! THE! HILL!... untill the next post...

I'm a guy...

I walk up onto the hill in the midst of all of you doing this.

I am King of the Hill.

I read Assassin's post. I read Pipin's post. I read Assassin's post again. I think.

Pipin's now Lady of the Hill.

i get a sign that says gay hill place it on the hill u run away

Who wants to take over my gay hill?

I walk onto the hill.

I am King of the Hill.

Pushes MC off the hill.


I am king. Irule.

Decimating Darth iRule (and the Hill) with my nuclear bomb,I then made a new hill, and became Supreme Chairman of it

Hah ur all gay!
i teazez u and u cri
i am thhe teazer of the hill!

Hank Hill injects propane into your body.

i am immune to propane.
i kill you and the rest of your family cremate your bodiesand fed them to my dogs.

i sit on the hill with harry potters cloak of invisibility with the master chiefs armor on an energy sword, a battle rile and a rocket launcher.

i pick up the the sign that says im gay and throw it at simeones face it explodes.

I AM THE PERMANENT CHUCK NORRIS KILLING KING OF THE HILL. ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE GETS.

THIS! IS! SPARTA!-ED

i will now choose a queen.

I get in my Zeon Mobile Suit - Gouf Custom and launch an attack on the hill.

I draw out my Heat-Sabre and:


The hill is mine!

I walk over to the nearby outlet, unplug Zeon's armored monstrosity, and walk onto the hill with a neat new robot statue that I dedicate to MechScape World.

I am King of the Hill.

I chop MC's head off.

I am king of the hill.

While I'm still king of the hill, I dig a hole down to the center of the earth. I then summon Spock, who has my secret supply of Red Matter, I then throw a gallon container filled with the stuff into the hole. The resulting black hole, is actually a worm hole and we dump out in the middle of the capital of Romulus, where Romulan soldiers prepare to take us into their dungeon.

There is no hill now.

i walk onto the new hill situated on mars.

i am king of the hill

I get my signature mobile suit, the Kämpfer. I descend from the sky and unleash an assault with its shotgun.



Sieg Zeon!

*Retreats*

The hill is damaged by giant shotgun blasts.

I repair the hill, then build up a large army of Grox AND Borg!

Muwahaha

I am Spore/Star Trek king of the hill

i make an alleigence with space pie eating aliens at the same time as gandaf we are unfortunately on the same side.


we are both king of the hill

I stage a military coup against Twist.

I am now king of the hill.

I move the hill to a new location, with my godlike powers, leaving you behind.

I am now king of the hill.

i use my taco and pie powers to shoot tacos and pie at you, you eat so much, you become fat and get teased off the hill, i am now the king of the hill!

I yell, free rs billionare account, at the bottom of the hill and you come down. I leave a usb drive with the login data of a level 126 billionaire account I stole from someone and at the bottom you take it and run back home to your computer. You log on to your computer and after 2 hours of playing the password was recovered and you dont have the account anymore.

I am king of the hill

*Creates another hill next to the current one and climbs on it*

I am king of the hill#2

i use my pet hamster to claw out your eyeballs and you run off the hill screaming. im the king of the hill.

To Sonic.
I hire Master Chief for 12 bucks and get him to blast your brains all over your pet hamster. You fall off the hill and into a rock. (ouch) I'm King of The Hill.

I zerg rush your hill. You know what time it is?




Im King of the Hill.

I eat everyone on the hill. and then climb to the top and become the king.

I dazzle everyone with this picture at the bottom of the hill:


You go running down and I walk up and place a everlasting bubble sheild around the hill. I'm king of the hill.

oooooooooo lala yummy girl there!!

I use telekinetic powers to move you off the hill and claim it for myself. I'm king of the hill

i do a massive fart that kills everyone in the world exept me i am the king of the hill, then i get bored and kill my self

I grab my handy dandy gas mask, head up to the hill, and claim it once again for myself.

While I'm waiting for someone to defeat me, I have my handy dandy hazmat crew detox the place so it is livable again.

I steal the invisible cloak from Harry Potter, take some dynamite and blow you guys off!

Oh, and I also threatened Harry Potter to guard the hill for me

I try to use some frikkin awesome kung-fu-ninja-awesomeness-cool move, but trip and fall on top of both of you, and we all tumble down the suddenly spiked-bottom hill and die.
No one is the king of the hill.

...Until I rise from the dark shadows and claim the hill for myself! Marvel at my viciouslyawesomeness!

To thwart any plans of stealing my place, I have built a special diamond that draws you to it, and when you touch it, it turns into a rotting banana and you forget why you came. Beat that!

I wear my King of Hill pajama pants (that I am wearing right now) and simple walk to the top of the hill. :)