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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
11
Chuck Norris doesn't get frost bite, he bites frost.
12
The big bang was actually Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicking God in the face
(i kinda find that one offensive since i am christian, but some people find it funny.)

Got any more?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

That's the only one I can remember that's not already on your list. :]

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

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why ftl?

I posted and then dced and when I refreshed it made another post of the same thing. That's double posting, hence why it is ftl.

chuck norris dosent do push-ups, the earth pushes down

chuck norris dosent fear death, death fears chuck norris

aww you took myn.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Mechscape cannot be released until Chuck Norris gives it his seal of approval.

Chuck Norris can believe it's butter.

Mechscape was released many times, its just that every time chuck norris plays, he beats the game and makes it crash.

God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris replied, "What's the magic word?"
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"Please."

Chuck Norris eats Mudkipz trying to shoop da whoop him.

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That joke was so bad even Chuck Norris cried.

chuck norris never cries.

Chuck Norris can do a wheely on a unicycle

I still love these jokes.

The only way to kick Chuck Norris' ass is to have a team consisting of Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan kick him in his cowboy ass.

Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris pajamas.