Tell some jokes but plz make sure there appropriate

Moved this thread to Forum Games as it seems to be more of an appropriate section.

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...


and that was only the first guy.

Is that rigor-mortis or are you just happy to see me?

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What did the hat say to the hat-rack?

"You stay here, I'll go on a head."

this guy had a bit to much to drink in a bar. The paino players pet monkey toke a dump in his beer. so the drunk guy goes to the the piano player and said "do you know your monkey toke a dump in my beer?" the paino player says "no, but if you hum a few bars ill try my best"