back in 3rd grade, we played this game called "make your own animal" were you make up a cool name and describe itz powerz and stuff, with the swine flu scare, i thought "why not make your own disease?"
make up a made up word, then describe what happens to the person when they get this disease
Full Version: make your own disease
what?
what you do is you make up a word, and thats your disease name, then describe what it does to the person, like makes them cough or puke or something
greenlacksideina
turns your skin green and green stuff comes out from your ears. After 5 days you die. The only known origin of the disease is if you put frog blood and a worm in a blender and blend then together. Then you cover a piece of bread with it. Throw the bread in a fire. Eat the bread ashes. Thats how you get the disease. (don't attempt)
turns your skin green and green stuff comes out from your ears. After 5 days you die. The only known origin of the disease is if you put frog blood and a worm in a blender and blend then together. Then you cover a piece of bread with it. Throw the bread in a fire. Eat the bread ashes. Thats how you get the disease. (don't attempt)
My disease is classified as ZBIP-#2294847503
It's most common spread is a bite that punctures the skin and is released into the bloodstream, which causes death within 24 hours. Then, once all cardiovascular function has ceased within the body, the virus works to bring the departed person back to life. This has not yet been explained as to how, but case studies have shown that it seems to infect cells in the body, feeding off the host. The aformentioned person will shamble around for a while, its only function is to spread the disease onto other living organisms. The infected corpse has about 3 months to live before the cells in the body die out (the virus can only keep them alive for a certain period of time before all movement becomes impossible, then the virus will die within the host).
Yes I love Zombie flicks so I decided to make a Zombie Virus, gave it a bit of background. I can't explain all of it, if I did I would confuse you all. You have to like zombie films
It's most common spread is a bite that punctures the skin and is released into the bloodstream, which causes death within 24 hours. Then, once all cardiovascular function has ceased within the body, the virus works to bring the departed person back to life. This has not yet been explained as to how, but case studies have shown that it seems to infect cells in the body, feeding off the host. The aformentioned person will shamble around for a while, its only function is to spread the disease onto other living organisms. The infected corpse has about 3 months to live before the cells in the body die out (the virus can only keep them alive for a certain period of time before all movement becomes impossible, then the virus will die within the host).
Yes I love Zombie flicks so I decided to make a Zombie Virus, gave it a bit of background. I can't explain all of it, if I did I would confuse you all. You have to like zombie films
Coelenicitis.
Makes you think that it is always rainy/cold, but it is not, so eventually you die of over heating by wearing to much clothes on a hot day.
Makes you think that it is always rainy/cold, but it is not, so eventually you die of over heating by wearing to much clothes on a hot day.
Horrendusmorbus
The disease was created as an intentional cure for cancer. As scientists were working on it in the laboratory, without knowing, there was a small puncture in one of the person's suits. The disease has no odor or taste and it is invisible to the human eye so he did not know it leaked through his suit and he was infected by the disease. The disease can spread through air and touch. Without knowing, he has spread the disease upon the world and caused the inevitable extinction of the human race.
The symptoms start out as something most people would not suspect to be serious; a cough, a runny nose and a small fever. This rapidly accelerates into heavy coughing of blood, a fever of 104° Fahrenheit (40° Celsius) and above. After two hours, the person's hair will start to fall out, their skin will become pale, and their teeth will start to rot. After two hours, the person would have lost all their hair and teeth. Their skin would be almost white. After three hours, the person's brain would start to slowly melt inside of their head causing them to be in excruciating pain. After four hours, if the person has not gone mad and killed their self, they will have died.
The only known cure by seven scientists in the world will cease to ever be used as this rapidly spreading disease has already killed these seven scientists.
The disease was created as an intentional cure for cancer. As scientists were working on it in the laboratory, without knowing, there was a small puncture in one of the person's suits. The disease has no odor or taste and it is invisible to the human eye so he did not know it leaked through his suit and he was infected by the disease. The disease can spread through air and touch. Without knowing, he has spread the disease upon the world and caused the inevitable extinction of the human race.
The symptoms start out as something most people would not suspect to be serious; a cough, a runny nose and a small fever. This rapidly accelerates into heavy coughing of blood, a fever of 104° Fahrenheit (40° Celsius) and above. After two hours, the person's hair will start to fall out, their skin will become pale, and their teeth will start to rot. After two hours, the person would have lost all their hair and teeth. Their skin would be almost white. After three hours, the person's brain would start to slowly melt inside of their head causing them to be in excruciating pain. After four hours, if the person has not gone mad and killed their self, they will have died.
The only known cure by seven scientists in the world will cease to ever be used as this rapidly spreading disease has already killed these seven scientists.
i got one
Flugernoodle disease:when you eat noodles with a speacial kind of sauce called fluger (very rare sauce)
Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, pukeing, fingernail loss, shrinking, weight gain, urge to say your mom every time someone says something, eye loss, urge to go see a country rock concert, urge to view my profile, leg loss, urge to eat space pie, hair loss, thinking ben affleck is funny, wishing you were sonicbody89
what happens: they lose there arms and legs, turn insane, cant go to the bathroom, thinking your a boy if your a girl, girl of your a boy, watching re-runs of joni loves chachi and mtv cribs
Flugernoodle disease:when you eat noodles with a speacial kind of sauce called fluger (very rare sauce)
Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, pukeing, fingernail loss, shrinking, weight gain, urge to say your mom every time someone says something, eye loss, urge to go see a country rock concert, urge to view my profile, leg loss, urge to eat space pie, hair loss, thinking ben affleck is funny, wishing you were sonicbody89
what happens: they lose there arms and legs, turn insane, cant go to the bathroom, thinking your a boy if your a girl, girl of your a boy, watching re-runs of joni loves chachi and mtv cribs
Coletrainitis
Effects:makes you love gears of war two and cole. death in game will cause death in real life.
Causes of the disease:Getting shot by shot gun,getting sniped in the head,watching spongebob,getting viruses on your computer
Effects:makes you love gears of war two and cole. death in game will cause death in real life.
Causes of the disease:Getting shot by shot gun,getting sniped in the head,watching spongebob,getting viruses on your computer
This is almost real:
Two-fever.
It's when you can't stop yourself from saying the number "two" all the time. An example:
Person A has Two-fever.
Person B: Do you like cheese?
Person A: Two.
5 seconds later.
Person A: OMG it's the Two-fever again!
I've had this fever for a while now, and I don't really know if there's a cure. Sometimes it happens several times a day!
Two-fever.
It's when you can't stop yourself from saying the number "two" all the time. An example:
Person A has Two-fever.
Person B: Do you like cheese?
Person A: Two.
5 seconds later.
Person A: OMG it's the Two-fever again!
I've had this fever for a while now, and I don't really know if there's a cure. Sometimes it happens several times a day!
Asslickitosisis - A condition where you tongue turns green and falls off after licking someone's anus. Symptoms include; green tongue, no tongue, ass breath, constant douchebaggery, hair loss, excess hair growth on hands and nether region and becoming manager of Walgreens. 
Currently no cure exists, if you feel any of these symptoms the CDC recommends you quit your job and walk into oncoming traffic.
Currently no cure exists, if you feel any of these symptoms the CDC recommends you quit your job and walk into oncoming traffic.
Zylvurxia (corny but whatever), vomiting, hypersensitivity, heart failure, pulmory edema.
Beat that :).
Beat that :).
Kusang-Loob Magpaputok:Cause: too many sights to comprehend.
Effect:You explode. Nothing else.
Example:
"Holy cow! I'm on a different planet with different colors and aliens!!!!!" BOOM!
Effect:You explode. Nothing else.
Example:
"Holy cow! I'm on a different planet with different colors and aliens!!!!!" BOOM!
uhh... asjgdfgjhgf-ftw
Symptoms: constantly trying to rickroll people and shout ITS OVER 9000! at random times.
You can only get this by watching ITS OVER 9000! over 9000 times, or meeting a scouter whos power lvl is OVER 9000!
Symptoms: constantly trying to rickroll people and shout ITS OVER 9000! at random times.
You can only get this by watching ITS OVER 9000! over 9000 times, or meeting a scouter whos power lvl is OVER 9000!
Cold
Gives you a runny noise.
Gives you a runny noise.
Polyhomeworkalgia
Lots of painful homework ><
Lots of painful homework ><
InjectorialRSFever
You get addicted to RS and you die.
Iono, fricken random.
You get addicted to RS and you die.
Iono, fricken random.
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