Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am introducing a forum game called (orchestral crescendo and drum roll) Five Word Story!

If the description didn't explain it well enough, here's what goes on. One person posts 5 words. The other person posts another 5 words elaborating on the other person's. Here's an example:

Player A Posts:
The cat made some muffins

Then Player B replies with:
after eating a big mac

And so on, and so on. So now do you get it? Great!...Whoa hold up! I forgot the rules. First of all, ONLY POST YOUR 5 WORDS!
if you want to say something about another comment, please PM them, or divide the post, like so:

Player B posts:
after eating a big mac
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Nice post Player A!

so NOW we are ready to begin! I will start us off. Reply with the next 5 words that make sense, and no periods, It's going to be a gigantic sentence!
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Obama went shopping at Ralphs

to buy some space pie.

By then, he ate the

space pie, only to discover.

that it was filled with....

ren's old, stinky, dead body!!!

so Obama threw the pie..

On Ed5's body and shouted

Baby Come Back! at the

Ed5, who was running away,

towards an old space pod

with "get busy" on

when suddenly obama realized that

his money way flying away!

Obama took out his spacegun

and pointed it at himself

and said: "Goodbye cruel world"

On behalf of John McCain...

lol i love how it died with john McCain......

Chuck Norris came out of




It never ends. It just keeps going.

Obama's corpse and he stood

(thanks for ruining it, Nich )

on top of a leprachaun

and farted so loud he

Rocketed into space and landed

on a unknown planet called

on a stinky, hairy, gigantic,

cheeseburger named Jerry who was

trying to mow his cat molester

so that he would make

... some mutated pancakes for dinner.

Jerry really enjoyed pancakes, actually

...he named his cat pancakes

And ate it, then took...

its fur off and made...

a beautiful Eskimo-parka hat.

which was sold on ebay to a man in singapore named...

Going to ignore your post, Spire...

The Eskimo hat was actually

A bomb in a bag...

Oh, whoops. Didn't notice it was only 5 words

Which would explode when you...

pressed the button located in...

a cave, hidden on the

Back of a sports car...

which was hidden atop the

Peak of Mount. Everast when

John Wayne pops out of

A pliigi egg. Then Chuck Norris

said hands off my car.

He then backhanded the little

cowboy and said leave now!

He then fired his lazers