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The Law Suit
Narrator: This story takes place in 2539 A.D. Blue guy is by the nuclear waste lake fishing for trash. (That’s his job) Yellow guy has the same job on the other side of the planet. What they don’t know is that there is a pipe connecting the 2 lakes which leads to the center of the planet so the waste can be burned from the heat.
Blue guy: This job isn’t worth the $1,000,000 an hour. There is nothing to do and it’s way to hot out.
Yellow guy: This job isn’t worth the $1,500,000 an hour. There is nothing to do and it’s way to hot out.
Blue guy: I only got 50 tons of trash today. There must be more, deeper down.
(drops line into pipe unexpectedly) Wow this is a deep spot.
Yellow guy: I should try that deep spot I found yesterday. (goes to deep spot) Here goes nothing.
Narrator: The 2 trash hooks catch each other. The two mechs keeps pulling. The yellow mech is pulled to the blue mechs boat.
Blue guy: What the.. Who are you?
Yellow guy: Im yellow guy. I was fishing for trash, it’s my job. Who are you?
Blue guy: Im blue guy. I have the same job as you. How much do you get paid?
Yellow guy: I get paid $1,500,000.
Blue guy: You ever get a promotion?
Yellow guy: No I just started 1 month ago.
Blue guy: What? Ive been working for 3 years and had about 5 promotions and I still earn less than you!
Yellow guy: Why don’t you sue them?
Blue guy: I don’t have a lawyer.
Yellow guy: That’s ok im one!
Blue guy: perfect. Court will be on renday.
Narrator: Its now renday. Court is in session. It’s been a long hard fight. Yellow and Blue guy just got a break as they found a law saying all new employees cant have a higher wage than employees that have worked longer than 1 year.
Yellow guy: And that is why my client should be paid 400 trillion dollors.
Judge: I will now discus this with my computer….
Judge: Stupid windows. I just got thrown out of my program. My trial version ran out. Hey Max!
Max: Yeah?
Judge: What should I do now?
Max: Doesn’t look like there is much to do. Your going to have to call this with your own decision.
Judge: But I have to think? Judges stooped calling their own trials after they year 2009 because of all the judges getting murdered! Ok, ok. Yellow and blue guy wins as I would not want another judge getting paid more than I do. Case closed!
The end