Category Five - Lazy %&*!
Lazy..... You want something? For nothing?! Ok... How about something that will blast your ear off, is small, and has an ironic name. Smokin' Bud earbuds from Skullcandy. Yeah, they're awesome and they're the best earbuds on the market. The catch? They're pink. So when you're talking to your friends and they ask "what the hell is that pink thing coming from your ear?" you can remind them that you are a lazy *&^! and got them in a deal with the devil. Also, that you are gay.. Which will sharply be met with "no ur gay", but they'll realize 10 minutes later that you actually admitted you are.

- Grand Lazy %*&! - (Grand Prize: Skullcandy Smokin' Bud earbuds, Pink ; Retail: $25)

How to enter: Make one post on the forums between October 17th and November 28th entirely in hot pink.
Also, for every user who creates a post entirely in hot pink between October 17th and November 28th, .25c will be donated to the Breast Cancer Foundation.

The winner will be randomly selected.