PoultryChamp
Nov 17 2009, 07:28 PM
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SEATTLE -- Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.
An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived to take him to Harborview Medical Center. A hospital spokeswoman said Tuesday he was in serious condition in intensive care.
Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought he might have been involved in the reported assault, but the man insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.
Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.
Where's that ROFLMAO emote when you need it?
Max
Nov 17 2009, 07:42 PM
That is just hilarious. Sorry but it is to me. Ninja.
urantis
Nov 17 2009, 07:42 PM
Freaking ouch.
TheAnnunaki
Nov 17 2009, 07:43 PM
lol.... he should try jumping from one building to another :0 .. Ninja powers away@
MechLad
Nov 17 2009, 07:45 PM
EliteZeon
Nov 17 2009, 08:02 PM
MechLad
Nov 17 2009, 08:10 PM
LMAO
Yeti
Nov 17 2009, 08:48 PM
Ninja fail lmfao
CharmedPop
Nov 17 2009, 08:49 PM
That's sad. I hope he's okay. He really needs to get some mental help.
SgtGumbo
Nov 17 2009, 08:51 PM
Rofl, reminds me of my overconfident parkour buddies.
sonicbody89
Nov 17 2009, 10:19 PM
dang man, thats gotta hurt, hope he's okay, but wut an idiot!
TehBigGun
Nov 17 2009, 10:43 PM
Spire should help him with his agility.
Aslancsc
Nov 17 2009, 10:59 PM
ninja running away from assault? If he was the perpetrator of the crime, we don't have to worry about punishment :D. But still, that is crazy.
Ninjas are a plague amongst humanity... Matey.
Hayaemsay
Nov 18 2009, 12:15 AM
QUOTE (MC @ Nov 18 2009, 12:12 PM)
Ninjas are a plague amongst humanity... Matey.
Aye, looks like they've finally gone crazy though.
EliteZeon
Nov 18 2009, 01:01 AM
Nah... he is just be another wannabe that epically fails... like those pirates...
Darth Irule
Nov 18 2009, 02:01 AM
Just the title of this topic makes me laugh.
Still sucks tho. Maybe he should stick to the video games.
TehBigGun
Nov 18 2009, 02:19 AM
QUOTE (MC @ Nov 17 2009, 05:12 PM)
Ninjas are a plague amongst humanity... Matey.
Are you implying that ninjas suck?
Crash Jordan
Nov 18 2009, 02:20 AM
Happened to a guy where I live. Tried to climb/jump over a fence, got impaled. Sounds painful.
Aslancsc
Nov 18 2009, 03:06 AM
QUOTE (Crash Jordan @ Nov 17 2009, 08:20 PM)
Happened to a guy where I live. Tried to climb/jump over a fence, got impaled. Sounds painful.
yeah, but he didn't claim to be a ninja
unorclan
Nov 18 2009, 03:12 AM
I wonder what he was thinking before he attempted the jump....and then after.
Crash Jordan
Nov 18 2009, 03:13 AM
He was probably wasted.
Yeti
Nov 18 2009, 03:14 AM
I bet he was ninja kidnapped, ninja brainwashed to be a ninja, then told that his ninja mission was to ninja jump over the ninja fence, Ninja-like.
HeartFlame
Nov 18 2009, 03:19 AM
yo, man, why you gotta laugh at a ninja like that?
Dracul
Nov 18 2009, 03:27 AM
i Lol'd hard at the end of that Office vid where he fell into that box lmfao.
But really, Lmfao at the ninja.
There are real practicing ninja's, but in order to qualify as a ninja you have to take up Ninjitsu and Jinjitsu and various other practices under the apprenticeship of a Master.
JJ17400
Nov 18 2009, 03:46 AM
Lmao that is funny rright there
Egg
Nov 18 2009, 10:33 PM
If he was a real ninja, he would have made it over.
Garanaw
Nov 18 2009, 10:46 PM
Or the ROFLOLMAOWAFFLES emote ...
killrrhubarb
Nov 19 2009, 09:14 AM
What an epic fail. If this had pics it would be all over 4chan by now.
Lord John
Nov 20 2009, 12:31 AM
Something similar happened a while ago at New Years in the city. Some guy tried to get past the police fence which they set up when an area is full and imapled himself.
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