It's probably the most secretive 2 step process that I stumbled upon!

Unfortunately... I cannot divulge the secret or I will be "disposed" of

Fortunately... I can beat the system! They never said anything about one guessing the recipe!

If you had to guess, what do you think Space Pie is made of?

Space. It's made of Space.

I know what it's made out of...

First you start with some... *Ninjas with guns break through the windows and shoot, with me thinking "Ninjas can't use guns, that's cheating" as my last thought*

The desolate souls of those who have perished in the War of Mechscapeworld, the Fight of Freedom...yeah..that's some deep stuff right there.

Ingredients: Space, Pie.

Bake in intergalactic oven at 20,000 degrees for eternity, remove and let cool for 3 minutes.

This is where you contradict yourself Dirk, you can't remove it if it's baking for eternity! Make some sense you goofball!

A short eternity, not a long one.

Note: I'm only trying to explain the theory. I'm neither confirming nor denying that it is a valid one.

Well that makes sense then. Thanks for clearing up the smoke Ren!

It was not as obvious as it was to others, I suppose. Jk

Pure Awesomeness. That is why space pie is invisible , because it is made out of the most pure form of awesomeness.

If that's the case killrrhubarb, then it would be visible because I am the PUREST form of awesomeness out there. No need to shun me, put me in the spotlight and bask in the glory...of me.

Its so pure, that it shines so much that it is invisible.

The smell of it is so raw and strong that it kills your nose receptors which in turn make it impossible to smell it.

I believe awesome sauce is an ingredient.

Negative, it is not. Awesome sauce is simply invisible due to the awesomeness, therefore you can never find it...due to its awesomeness. Tales have been passed down from generation to generation of its whereabouts. However, it has yet to be found.

My guess is sex and drugs in a safe form = space pie (ready to be enjoyed by everyone).

So you think I was trying to throw people off when I made this post ("Space pie is an invisible food made from invisible ingredients in an invisible oven. Its special ingredient is awesome sauce. Not to be confused with Space Cake.")?

Precisely. Ren, Mechscape World is the land of contradictions, you of all people should know this more than anyone. Well all know more about your deceitful ways than you think we do.

I never lie, I merely tell alternative truths from time to time.

And I never take dumps on peoples lawns, I simply have the sudden urge to defecate and I coincidentally happen to be next to a full mail box with a nice fresh plot of green grass.

I sure hope that comment isn't supposed to relate to the ingredients of space pie!

...I'm not at liberty to discuss this anymore..my 401k and Health Care plan is at risk.

2 cups Awesome.
1/3 cup Owen Wilson.
A dash of Kristen Bell.

Put in oven for 42 seconds, then serve.

Very interesting...

I don't either. ;)

May I have a slice please?

How about two!








There you go, enjoy!

Why thank you kind sir!

Lmao.

What does space pie taste like, anyway?

It tastes like epic win (source).

2L of "Ye Olde Fashioned Black-hole creating juice"
1x Pie shell

Throw into the middle of 5 Suns for a few millenia, or until Suns get sucked in newly-made Black Hole.

Any who attempt to consume this Pie will be sucked into the Black Hole, thus making all others Pies a lie. Just like the Cake.

"All of a sudden he realised that this was something he could do without reading. Bewildered, he scratched his head and wondered how this message ever came to be and pondered the notion of a space pie..."

I know what goes in space pie . It's a vaccume so the minute you bite into it it pulls everything in towards it. So basically if you are eating it for lunch whatever is in it is what you had for breakfast.

This is particularly epic if you have just eaten some space pie for lunch and eat it again for dinner. A really good meal can be eaten again and again and again...

So it seems when MMG says space pie is too sweet we know who has been munching all the jammy dodgers...

Ren already gave us the space pie ingridiants.

He lied to keep it all to himself! Or that was what he previously had for dinner...

made up of awesome sauce with awesome fruit and awesome crust

space with a little bit of spice on top. But the pie tin is made out of dark matter.

I said it contained awesome sauce, but that's not the only ingredient and is itself a somewhat unknown in terms of what it actually is. Furthermore if awesome sauce is the secret ingredient, what of the secret secret ingredient?

Space pie is a unique color that the human eye cannot detect. Similar to how an x-ray view bones in the body, the eyes just simply see right through it to make it appear invisible when in fact it is a very new color our eyes cannot see. No machine is able to detect space pie today.

I was always under the intimation that Space Pie is made up of invisible mechanical parts, baked in some special pastry which no one but the mighty space pie lord (Ren) knows what it's made up of of, awesome sauce on top it, and then the magical frosting on top.

I actually always thought Space Pie was simply the universe in a nice family size pie crust. Thus we have space pie.

After years of research and help from this topic, I successfully baked some fresh space pie.
http://www.mechscapeworld.com/forums/index...st&p=154691

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It is made of "awesome", "soon" and withering patience